Worst(?) advertising placement
Take your age and add 5 to it. That is your age in 5 years.
science fiction was invented by a woman
don’t you ever forget that
in mary shelley we trust
imagine spock putting on a sweater and getting the tips of his ears caught in the knitting
too cute to pass up i’m sorry
smile, though your heart is aching. smile, even though it’s breaking.
why are blonde jokes so short?
so men can remember them
this took an unexpected turn
Not if you just asked for directions.
if you tumblr saviour something that i don’t tag pls let me know and ill always tag it special for you because you are perf so don’t trip i got this
Don’t even blink blink and you’re dead